Saturday, April 23, 2011
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Definitely spend 25 minutes in the Hallmark store agonizing over finding the perfect card for your loved one. When you give it to them, they'll only give it a "courtesy read" then throw it away when they get home. Time and money well spent. NOT.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Did someone make fun of you when you were 3 years old and it scarred you for life? Well be sure to hang on to that pain! It's workin' for ya! Now that you're 60, I'm sure blaming your current insecurity on an incident 57 years ago isn't annoying everyone around you.