Life's Little Reality Check
Because You're Really Just Nobody
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Screw Up Your Life
Go ahead, screw up your life and make a bunch of bad decisions. Then, be sure to run back and tell me all about it, because for sure, I'm gonna care.
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Buying Cards
Definitely spend 25 minutes in the Hallmark store agonizing over finding the perfect card for your loved one. When you give it to them, they'll only give it a "courtesy read" then throw it away when they get home. Time and money well spent. NOT.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Getting Made Fun Of
Did someone make fun of you when you were 3 years old and it scarred you for life? Well be sure to hang on to that pain! It's workin' for ya! Now that you're 60, I'm sure blaming your current insecurity on an incident 57 years ago isn't annoying everyone around you.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Health Problems
Heart attack? Cancer? What makes you think it wouldn't happen to you? Suck it up. Take it like a man and go on with your life - for as long as you can. No whining.
Leaving Your Job
Working isn't living. We work so we can pay the bills. When we leave, get fired or retire; no one misses us. Don't grieve about it.
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