Screw Up Your Life

Go ahead, screw up your life and make a bunch of bad decisions.  Then, be sure to run back and tell me all about it, because for sure, I'm gonna care.

Don't Like What You're Reading?

Oh, we're really sorry.  Go write your own blog.

Getting Made Fun Of

Did someone make fun of you when you were 3 years old and it scarred you for life?  Well be sure to hang on to that pain!  It's workin' for ya!  Now that you're 60, I'm sure blaming your current insecurity on an incident 57 years ago isn't annoying everyone around you.

Life

Life just beats the crap out of you every day till you can't take it anymore, then you die.

Something Didn't Go Your Way

Aww too bad.  Toughen Up!  Life's a lot harder than that!