Someone Die?

Bury them on Friday, back to work on Monday.

Playing the Stock Market

You knew that the stock market has downs as well as ups. Did you really think you would be the lucky one?

Something Didn't Go Your Way

Aww too bad.  Toughen Up!  Life's a lot harder than that!

Worried About Your Job?

Don't be!  You're replaceable.  Face it.  Everyone is.  Even the President.  We vote & hire a Vice President, don't we?  That's our back up plan.  If the Prez fails, we'll just replace him.  Think about it.  Why would you be an exception?

Depressed?

SNAP OUT OF IT!!  No one really cares about your problems & we sure don't want to hear about them.