Life

Life just beats the crap out of you every day till you can't take it anymore, then you die.

Health Problems

Heart attack? Cancer? What makes you think it wouldn't happen to you? Suck it up. Take it like a man and go on with your life - for as long as you can. No whining.

Leaving Your Job

Working isn't living. We work so we can pay the bills. When we leave, get fired or retire; no one misses us. Don't grieve about it.

Someone Die?

Bury them on Friday, back to work on Monday.

Playing the Stock Market

You knew that the stock market has downs as well as ups. Did you really think you would be the lucky one?

Something Didn't Go Your Way

Aww too bad.  Toughen Up!  Life's a lot harder than that!

Worried About Your Job?

Don't be!  You're replaceable.  Face it.  Everyone is.  Even the President.  We vote & hire a Vice President, don't we?  That's our back up plan.  If the Prez fails, we'll just replace him.  Think about it.  Why would you be an exception?

Depressed?

SNAP OUT OF IT!!  No one really cares about your problems & we sure don't want to hear about them.